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Geogspeak Generator.
Do you feel at a disadvantage when talking with postgraduates?
Ever needed a soupçon of extra zing in an essay or forgotten a quote during an exam?
You need never be stuck again. Just follow these simple instructions, and use the table.
1. Pick four numbers at Random, eg 9,6,2,5  
2. In columns 1, 2 3, 4 (in that order) pick out the word respective to that number
3. (Optional) Add a suffix from column five to any word for additional garnish
4. Attribute the phrase to someone in column six
5. Think of a year

 

1

2

3

4

5

6

1

Analytico

capital

abstract

agglomeration

able

Cloke et al

2

Anti

chaotic

actor

aggregate

ian

Gould, M.

3

Bi

colonial

counter

dialectic

ism

Gregory & Walford

4

Classical

contextual

dimensional

Diaspora

istic

Haggett

5

Contra

cultural

epidemiological

discourse

ity

Harvey

6

Cross

endogenous

epistemological

ideology

 

Johns, W.E.

7

Femino

gendered

Marxian

interdependence

 

Kant

8

Femto

interactive

morphological

model

 

Massey

9

Hetro

material

ontological

network

 

Ogden

10

Meta

modern

Pegouvian

paradigm

 

Openshaw

11

Micro

nomothetic

quantitative

potential

 

Peet

12

Neo

psychoanalytic

radical

stance

 

Ritter

13

Post

spatial

structural

stratification

 

Saur

14

Pre

super

sub

theory

 

Semple


HEY PRESTO - Hetro endogenous actoristic discourse (Semple, 1976)
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